Sunday, December 19, 2021

Santa Claus Converts To Calvinism, Moves Everybody To Naughty List

The Babylon Bee reported.

"The jolly gift-giving man tasked his elves with purging the entire 'nice' list and moving all the names over to the naughty list all afternoon, as he lectured them about their need for a Savior who could save them completely."

See Calvin, Institutes of the Christian Religion, Great Books of the Western World (second edition, 60 Vol., 1990) volume 30.

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