Life imitates Spinal Tap

'Was it because of a protest or was it because guys out for a walk one night who decided they'd go kill some Americans? What difference at this point does it make?' --Hillary Clinton, Secretary of State

'It was really one of those things...it was...you know...the authorities said...you know...well best leave it unsolved, really...you know.' --Nigel Tufnel, lead guitar