Jerry Seinfeld Intends to Die Standing Up

From a profile by Jonah Weiner in The New York Times,

"In conversation, Seinfeld describes an offstage 'tendency toward depression,' accompanied by a lifelong spiritual yearning. 'There’s always something missing,' he said. He has dabbled in Zen Buddhism ('I love the word games, the koans'), Scientology ('I took a couple classes in 1976') and transcendental meditation. He still identifies as Jewish. 'I was very flattered recently to hear about a Nazi rally in Florida where they took DVDs of the show, sprayed swastikas on them and threw them through the windows of a synagogue,' he said. 'That was nice.'"