Document storage and "Rapture" triggered email messaging system.
How does it work?
We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period.
Helpful examples can be found at the YBLB weblog such as the sample email Now What?.
You are receiving this email because the "Rapture" has taken place and you've been left behind. The rapture is why there are so many people missing as you read this. ...
Paragraphs have also all been Raptured, with line breaks left behind.
Via Domenico Bettinelli at Bettnet, who explains the Rapture as
the theology behind the "Left Behind" series of End Times books ... that at some point all the "real" Christians are going to disappear into heaven (be assumed?)...
Watch for the Our Lady of the Rapture chapel in the next addition to your local megachurch.
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