Tuesday, March 4, 2008

I am not a real person

Che Lovell at the Spirit of Vatican 2 "Catholic" Faith Community posts on dealing with readers who can't tell parody from reality.

They haven't topped reality yet; here's a summary of Q&A with a new pastor:
Q. Would you consider changes to the parish liturgy to make it conform more closely to the GIRM?
A. No.
Q. Shouldn't we be evangelizing?
A. Good liturgy brings in people.
Q. Why do the Archdiocesan statistics show the parish's Mass attendance low and declining?
A. The numbers must be wrong.

1 comment:

  1. Heh.

    "No reality shall clutter MY brain."