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From The Dilbert Newsletter

Dear Dogbert,

My parents told me that every time I ask Santa for a gift, an angel will lose its wings. That seems like a fair arrangement to me, but is there any risk the wingless angel would fall on my head and kill me?

Brent


Dear Bent,

Wingless angels generally burn up on reentry. It’s nothing that a little shampoo can’t cure.

Sincerely,

Dogbert