The Perfect Squelch

Not only is The Saturday Evening Post still being published, but it still runs this feature. Here's a possible submission from The Dawn Patrol.

I marched back into Rob's office. D.D. was gone. I dropped the catalogue back onto the desk.

"You're not really going to put this on the front page, are you?" I asked.

"Mr. Kim and D.D. love it," Rob said. "It's part of the marketing plan."

"But ..." I sputtered. "Why do we need to market this? It's demeaning towards women."

"Oh, come on," Rob laughed. "This isn't demeaning towards women." He reached for the catalogue. "This is demeaning to human beings."