Monday, February 27, 2006

A Memo from the Vatican

Paul Rudnick in The New Yorker on the questionnaire to detect the deeply-rooted among seminarians. For example,
6. If you found yourself attracted to another priest, you would:

(a) Ask him to pray with you to battle the sinful urge, over drinks.

(b) Banish all such thoughts from your mind until you lose fifteen pounds.

(c) Ask him, "What's black and white and wants your number?"

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