Franciscan's 'rap' is for people to remain in awe of Eucharist

In an occasional episode of The Simpsons, anchorman Kent Brockman also has a feature/entertainment show "Eye on Springfield." Back when chant was on the charts ...

Kent: Tonight, we'll visit Springfield's answer to the Benedictine monks: the Rappin' Rabbis.

Rabbi:
Don't eat pork,
not even with a fork.
[motions to cooked pig]
Can't touch this!

Maryangela Layman Roman's truth is stranger than that fiction in this story in the November 3, 2005 Catholic Herald.